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Lamb of God Logo Accidentally Used to Advertise Religious Easter Play

Lamb of God
Epic Records

When something this hilarious happens, it just feels great to be a metalhead. In what is likely to be the funniest metal story you'll read today, a group of churches in Salem, Va., accidentally used Lamb of God's logo for an Easter play of the same name.

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Pig Destroyer’s ‘The Diplomat’ Provides Theme for Rat Killing Spree on ‘Workaholics’

Workaholics
Comedy Central

Modern grindcore titans Pig Destroyer got some serious exposure on the April 16 episode of Comedy Central's 'Workaholics.' The cult comedy show used Pig Destroyer's 'The Diplomat' as brutal background music while the 'Workaholics' trio annihilated a massive infestation of rats with ruthless aggression.

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Best College Student Ever Creates Death Metal Video For Project on Heart Disease + Stroke

Metal Project
YouTube: VeinRelapse

This video doesn't just deserve an A+, it deserves a diploma straight into the hands of its creator. Screw the rest of this dude's curriculum -- this wins college.

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Best Starbucks Employee Ever Causes Stir After Drizzling Satanic Symbols in Customer’s Drink

Evil Starbucks
Facebook

So, Starbucks is run by the devil after all… at least in Louisiana. The corporate coffee empire has issued an apology to a local schoolteacher after a Starbucks barista allegedly drizzled a pentagram and '666' on the top of two beverages.

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Philip Anselmo, Maynard Keenan, Max Cavalera + More Drawn Into ‘Cooking Hostile’ Episode Three

Cooking Hostile Episode 3
YouTube: Joey Siler

Yes! We've just been gifted with a new episode of 'Cooking Hostile,' where a cartoon Philip Anselmo teaches you how to concoct delicious recipes while screaming at your face. Additionally, the third episode of 'Cooking Hostile' features animated appearances from Tool's Maynard James Keenan, Crowbar's Kirk Windstein, Meshuggah's Jens Kidman + more.

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Nine Inch Nails Parody ‘This Is a Trent Reznor Song’ Gets Hilarious Music Video

Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails
Mary Ouellette, SheWillShootYou.com

Back in January, the hilarious parody song 'This Is a Trent Reznor Song' was released by Freddy Scott. He channels Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor in a spot on performance.

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Kurt Cobain, John Lennon, Elvis Presley + More Hiding Out in New Beer Commercial

Kurt Cobain John Lennon Commercial
YouTube

Kurt Cobain, John Lennon, Elvis Presley, Tupac Shakur, Marilyn Monroe and Bruce Lee -- all gone too soon. But are they really? A new commercial for Bavaria Radler beer suggests otherwise.

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Carlton Banks From ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ Dances to Cannibal Corpse

Carlton
NBC

Every single person who grew up watching 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air' in the early-to-mid '90s can do two things: recite the show's entire theme song at the drop of an extremely colorful hat and dance just like power-nerd Carlton Banks. However, one thing we bet you've never seen is Carlton do his unique dance to Cannibal Corpse's 'Butchered at Birth.'

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Zakk Wylde Tells Another Hysterical Ozzy Osbourne Story – Exclusive Video

Zakk Wylde
Loudwire

Just in time to promote Black Label Society's ninth studio album, 'Catacombs of the Black Vatican,' guitar god Zakk Wylde dropped by our studio for an exclusive interview. During our chat with the BLS frontman, he told us a must-hear and hilarious Ozzy Osbourne story unlike any you've heard before.

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40 Worst Rock Tattoos of All Time

Ozzy Osbourne / Dave Grohl

The worst rock tattoos come in all shapes and sizes, with not even the most respected musicians spared. For those who have eternally committed awful ink onto their bodies, we 'salute' you and offer our readers the 40 Worst Rock Tattoos of All Time.

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