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Crappy Motley Crue – Worst Rock Tattoos

Motley Crue TattooHow embarrassing … the artist who created this tattoo forgot the period in ‘Dr. Feelgood.’

Alright, there are a few more things wrong with this Motley Crue back piece than a simple punctuation error. Take notice, people, if you’ve got a bit of a muffin top, don’t get a tattoo across your lower back, because you’ll look like a lava lamp. Bassist Nikki Sixx and drummer Tommy Lee both have been stricken with pot-bellies and look partially melted, while guitarist Mick Mars has the facial features of an ancient mummified corpse. The face of singer Vince Neil looks quite lizard-like, and if this tattoo recipient were to pull his sweatpants down, Neil’s demented face would likely be attributed to a leg swiftly kicking him in the balls.

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