If any tattoo needed the subject's name written in giant letters, it's this one! If Dio's name wasn't written on this guy's leg, we would have never known who this "face" belonged to.

We probably would have guessed Lemmy, as this mug seems to have facial moles in the exact spot of the Motorhead legend. Instead of dealing with the hassle of inking some hair on Dio's head, the obvious workaholic who drew this monstrosity figured, "Eh, a squiggly line will do the trick."

It almost looks like someone is giving birth to a guy who isn't Dio, with the face just beginning to crown.