Here's a double dose of disaster. Iron Maiden fans have been inking mascot 'Eddie the Head' onto their bodies for decades, but these are two example of how not to ruin your skin.

On the left, we've got Eddie from the cover of 'Killers,' only facing the wrong direction. That, however, is only the start of this problematic portrait. Where is Eddie's face? The mascot's heart-shaped head is completely shaded in.

The Eddie on the right is a bit better, but it's like comparing a runny turd to a solid one. This depiction of Iron Maiden's Japanese 'A Real Live One' album cover is completely discombobulated and Eddie bares a strong resemblance to this guy from 'Evil Dead 2.'