In this quite disturbing ad for ‘Guitar Rig 2’ software, a flying-V wielding guitarist tries to pull off a wicked stage slide onto his knees . . . and ends up barreling into a stack of Marshall amps, which fall over and crush his skull in. His foot twitches, the band stops playing, his guitar feeds back, a pool of blood collects on the stage and then you are prompted to 'Don’t Dice With Death … Play It Safe' with 'Guitar Rig 2 Professional Software for Guitar and Bass.' Whatever the hell that is?!