Anybody who’s read Slash’s autobiography knows there was a brief period of time (OK — maybe more like a decade) during which he was drunk pretty much every waking moment of his life, and it’d be pretty safe to say that the guitarist was trashed in this ad Rip magazine made during that time. His intoxication does little to improve his horrendous acting skills. Luckily, Axl Rose shows up to save the day — or not!