Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you the greatest Craigslist post ever:

"WHOOP WHOOP My name is Big Boy. I tattooed my face paint on my face other than that i have 21 tattoos. My lip and nose are peirced. My ears are gauged. I can be a little weird, goofy, and loveable. I do drink, smoke, and chew tobacco. I wear baggy clothes mainly black. I do have some mental issuses. I am a chubby Juggalo I have no car right now. Want to more about me reply to my to my ad"