From the womb to the tomb, this juggalette's baby will forever be subjected to the ways of the Insane Clown Posse.

We can see the baby's future now … the kid will go Chicken Huntin, will call Santa "a fat b-tch," chill with his or her juggalo Homies and shall forever ponder the intricacies of rainbows and magnets. We hear that this chick is planning on a water birth for her child, only in a bathtub full of warm Spazmatic! energy drink.