There's no way you didn't see this one coming. How could a band with signature coffins for sale not have their own beer? KISS 'Destroyer' beer is actually made in Sweden, but based on German tradition.

Online reviewers have given the beer reviews from the moderate to the abysmal, but KISS promise their fans a "great head of foam, nice flavor, and a balanced bitterness, like an original 'Pils.'" And if bottles are too classy for you, 'Destroyer' is also available in a giant can!