You may know singer Josh Todd for his music with Buckcherry or his massive amount of tattoos, but what we're about to tell you will change your entire perspective of the man. Josh Todd is the keeper of the Continuum Transfunctioner.

Don't believe us? It explains how Todd snatched up a woman like Mitzi Martin. You may recognize the model and actress from 'Dude, Where's My Car?', where she portrayed the leader of the 'evil space sluts,' an alien coalition devoted to destroying the universe.