Could someone tell Meat Loaf over there on the left that you're supposed to look serious in a band picture? This rock god is decked out with biker gloves, tight jeans (how could they not be?) and the world's only piece of clothing cool enough to feature a wolf and a motorcycle together on the same shirt.

We barely even noticed the other four guys in the band … except for maybe Napoleon Dynamite in the chair! But we all know who brings the sex appeal 'round these parts -- dude on the left. We suggest you jump to the next band pic before you become too entranced with this former child star going through his quarter-life crisis.