Steel Panther are men of simple tastes, and most of those tastes reside in the neither regions of their female fans. Before our recent interview with Steel Panther, we asked our readers to send in some fan mail for band, and naturally, the questions all arrived written on an assortment of panties!

While maintaining a habitat for a panther in captivity, it is essential to replicate the animal's natural environment with scholarly detail. Much like a panther's enclosure mimics its natural habitat, fan questions written on used panties provide a calming effect on the band, along with some hilarious responses from the hair metal quartet.