Speaking of tattoos that shouldn't exist past the '90s, check out this Kid Rock tattoo. This ink of the "American Bad Ass," (emphasis on the "Bad") looks like it was drawn using a sharpie and crayons by a second-grader during arts and crafts. You have to give the artist credit though - never has Kid Rock looked more bad ass with giant nostrils and railroad-tracks beard, complete with what looks like a dead octopus under one seriously bad ass hat.