Ooo! Ooo! I know! I know! How about not getting an awful tattoo that looks like it was drawn out of sheer boredom during 5th period Science class?

We know that Phil Anselmo has acted as frontman for Pantera, Down and Superjoint Ritual, but what else will he do? The process of finding Anselmo and asking him yourself is probably less painful than getting the tattoo was, along with the verbal bashings this poor soul has unintentionally subjected himself to. We've talked to Phil -- he's very accommodating.

I mean, really dude? You shaved your arm for this?