No. 1: Metallica’s Kirk Hammett ‘Seeks and Destroys’ a Small Child


In this addictive and incredibly bizarre viral video, Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammett accidently kicks a giant black ball into the face of a small girl during a show in Sydney, Australia. Dressed as Snow White, the little girl was sent flying backwards from the blow to the head in Mortal Kombat-like fashion. FINISH HER! Oh… almost forgot to mention - this particular little girl just happens to be the daughter of Metallica frontman James ‘The Table’ Hetfield. We can only hope that in a moment of poetic justice, little Hetfield kicked Hammett right in HIS balls after the show.