Al Jourgensen Announces Plans to Take Ministry on World Tour
Wow! Amazing news has just been announced by Ministry mastermind Al Jourgensen. Fresh out of rehab and over 100 days reportedly sober, Jourgensen took to his own Facebook page to announce that Ministry will once again hit the road for a worldwide tour!
With the tragic death of Mike Scaccia (Ministry guitarist and longtime creative partner of Al Jourgensen), it seemed like Ministry had finally come to an end. However, Jourgensen has once again surprised us all with not only the tour announcement, but oddball rants about the Amish.
Jourgensen casually announced the Ministry tour in a Facebook post earlier today (May 30):
These Amish f—ers are weird…been doin some research on them today…did you know that they let their teens go bat s–t crazy for a weekend before committing to eternal amishness…they get to do drugs alcohol hookers computers TV all sorts of s–t ….well f— next time I tour we’ll get these f—ers on the Ministry crew bus …problem solved…my crew would get them so f—ing drunk and high they’d be sick for weeks…like I’m gonna be after ingesting their f—ing “wood milk”
When the line, “Next time I tour…” was read, fans immediately begged Al for some details. The Ministry mastermind posted another rant about an hour later:
Yup you heard right…will be touring the FBTE [‘From Beer to Eternity’] album….the set will be FBTE in it’s exact order…and a few oldies for an encore…and it just won’t be America and Europe this time….we’ll see ya down under as well as Mexico South America and Japan…so start rounding up every f—ing Amish teen you can find and bring em to the shows…..I will exact my revenge on those bastards….I’m still puking from their toxic “wood milk ” s–t…….yuk!…if there was ever a reason to tour this is it….oh btw…it’s a secret for now…but I’m pretty sure you’ve heard of the dude that’ll take Mikey’s place……ok that’s it….so let it be written …so let it be done….
P.S. still not a chance in hell there will be another Ministry album…..will be doing some side stuff though when I get my ass to LA…..Mikey’s last words to me were….FBTE could not be topped …so why bother MINISTRY RECORDINGS ARE DONE !!!! Carve that s–t on a stone tablet!
So according to Al, Ministry will hit America, Europe, Mexico, Australia, Japan and South America to assault fans with a ton of new Ministry material. Not only that, but a guitarist that Uncle Al is “pretty sure” we’ve heard of will fill the spot left by Scaccia. How awesome is that?!?
Stay tuned for more updates on Ministry’s apparent upcoming world tour.