All hail the juggalo king! Not only does he rock the face paint, which looks more like he plunged his face into a banana cream pie, but he's got the ICP 'action figures' to back it up.

The toys don't have kung-fu grip, but they do have the ability to mold fecal matter into the shape of a CD. This juggalo isn't only the king of clowns, he's the king of chicken -- as demonstrated on his chest with an incredibly silly, yet surprisingly well-inked tattoo.