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The Many Faces of Metallica’s Lars Ulrich

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Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich is a man of many faces, and as a member of metal’s most commercially successful band, there’s often a camera nearby to capture each golden pose.

The expressionist affectation; the triumph through exertion; the elegance in despondency; the rudimentary essence of profound creation … Yes, these faces are often peculiar, but like Michelangelo’s ‘David’ or Leonardo da Vinci’s ‘Mona Lisa,’ Lars Ulrich’s many expressions are conceptual masterpieces.

Please take a moment to gaze upon Mr. Ulrich and his many faces:

‘The O-Face of Ecstasy’
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‘The Taster’
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‘The Limp Leer’
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‘The Catcher of Snowflakes’
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‘The Frown of a Lover Lost’
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‘The Unintended Drumstick to the Groin’
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‘The Perplexed Fixation’
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‘The Misunderstanding of Hide and Seek’
Kevin Winter, Getty Images
‘The Duckbilled Smooch’
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‘The Incontinence Revelation’
Jeff Fusco, Getty Images
‘The French Tickler’
Kevin Winter, Getty Images
‘The Constipation Demonstration’
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‘The Wandering Jaw’
Paul Hawthorne, Getty Images
‘The Gary Busey’
Lars Ulrich 'The Gary Busey'
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