What the hell happened here?! Did Ozzy Osbourne contract some rare disease? At first glance, one may assume that this tattoo is brand new, thus explaining why it's a bit juicy in certain areas, but we don't think this is the case.

Take notice of the hair, the glasses and Ozzy's eyes. All of these areas look faded and perhaps a few weeks or even months old. But the effort to shade his skin turned into a breakout of old-age spots. We know Ozzy is up there in years, but let's not make him older than he really is! And we're not even gonna get into the weird hairline.