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Slayer Want Fans To Slay ‘Em With Specialty Condoms

Kerry King
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Slayer and drugs don’t always mix, but when it comes to sex and rock ‘n’ roll, the thrash-metal masters have you covered — literally. In the grand tradition of Kiss and U2 prophylactics, Slayer have released their very own line of custom-branded condoms.

As it says on the band’s website:

“For when you’re going South of Heaven! Each Slayer Custom Condom ‘matchbook’ holds 1 Durex latex condom. Available as a 3-pack or 6-pack.”

That’s right, for the unbelievably low price of just $12.99, you too can own three Slayer Custom Condoms. Or scrape together $19.99 and you can get a six pack (shipping and tax extra). Order yours from the band’s website today!

But buyer beware. As GunShyAssassin.com points out:

“The condoms are just ordinary Durex jimmy caps . . . Slayer’s ‘condom’ is actually a matchbook the rubber is housed in.”

Still, it definitely seems like a cool way to impress the Slayer lover in your life. Guys, would you use a Slayer condom?

 

 

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