Top 10 Songs About Aliens
Don Jamieson is a guest contributor to Loudwire. He is the co-host of That Metal Show, which recently completed its 14th season on VH1 Classic. You can also catch Jamieson on the stand-up comedy circuit. Keep up with him at his official website or his Twitter page. Please note that Don Jamieson’s opinions do not necessarily reflect those of Loudwire. Check out his picks for the Top 10 Songs About Aliens below:
In full disclosure, I believe in alien life about as much as Ted Nugent believes in vegetarianism.
But when I was a kid we were inundated with TV shows about them. Mork & Mindy, Lost In Space, My Favorite Martian and Star Trek all portrayed different forms of extra-terrestrial beings. Even the Flintstones had the Great Gazoo. It made you think there must be intelligent life forms elsewhere in the universe. Nowadays I see Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Keeping Up With the Kardashians and wonder if we have any intelligent life forms on this planet.
To this day there are so many questions about alien life and interstellar civilizations: Are we being visited on a regular basis by alien beings in UFOs? Has the government been covering up these visits throughout modern history? And finally, Tom Cruise ... Scientologist or alien being?
So let’s get ready and go space truckin’ across the galaxy to discover alien life with these 10 extra-terrestrial tracks.
Album: Power and the Glory
Spaced-out stanza: “50 billion planets there’s gotta be some life / Don’t tell me I’m the only one standing in the night…”
Album: Starting Over
Spaced-out stanza: “It’s like I told you I came from outer space, that’s how I know your name…”
Ace often says that he really is from outer space but his bio says the Bronx. Same thing.
Album: Monsters of the Universe: Come Out and Plague
Spaced-out stanza: “We are the nightmares that you cannot dream, an intergalactic killing machine…”
A concept album with more UFOs than Eddie Trunk’s record collection.
Album: 10,000 Days
Spaced-out stanza: “After calming me down with some orange peels and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose…”
One of the most wonderfully weird and beautifully bizarre offerings from Maynard J. and company -- The X-Files, The Matrix & L. Ron Hubbard all rolled into one and set to music.
Album: Porno For Pyros
Spaced-out stanza: “Will there be another race to come along and take over for us? Maybe Martians will do better than we’ve done…”
I can’t see me being a pet to a Martian ... a life of subservience to a little green man only to be eventually flushed down the toilet or buried in the backyard.
Album: Black Science
Spaced-out stanza: “The aliens are coming and the world is succumbing…”
Album: Something Supernatural
Spaced-out stanza: “Is it half-bird, half-bot or half-alien? I don’t know but he’s got something in his hand…”
One of my favorite new bands. I’m not sure what’s in his hand but I’m smelling a song about alien masturbation?
Album: Space Invader
Spaced-out stanza: “He comes to save us from light years away, our space invader knows we lost our way…”
Album: Stained Class
Spaced-out stanza: “We warn you know you things out there whatever you may send, we won’t give in without a fight, a fight until the end…”
The Metal God sings of a War of the Worlds scenario in this Stained Classic. Even then Rob was more metal than any alien spacecraft.
Album: Rust in Peace
Spaced-out stanza: “Foreign life forms inventory, suspended state of cryogenics…”
Mega-classic thrash masterpiece about the Roswell incident. Intergalactic, speed-of-sound guitar shredding that even Stephen Hawking couldn’t explain.