Okay, we were gonna make fun of these guys, but how can you not love a band called Turds of Misery?

There have actually been some pretty intriguing rumors about the Turds of Misery band members, such as the group originally functioning as an Alan Parsons Project cover band, the bassist being a high school geography teacher, their drummer being arrested for stealing golf balls from the forest and the guitarist acting as a touring member of the band Foreigner. We'll let your BS detector decide what to believe. Us? We take it all as gospel.

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