This first tattoo of Metallica frontman James Hetfield is far from poor. In fact, the artist did an incredible job recreating the face of the vocalist / guitarist / table with precision and detail. The tattoo itself however, is one of the most insanely hilarious pieces of ink we've ever seen. The demented look in Hetfield's eyes makes this hypnotic tattoo absolutely priceless.

The second Hetfield piece doesn't quite match up to the first. Instead of describing all the things that are wrong with this tat, lets just play a game called "count the fingers."