Black metal is dead serious … at least to kvlt warriors whose blood runs cold as ice. However, when the most committed corpsepainted soldiers aren't burning down churches or desecrating holy scripture, some turn to stand-up comedy!
Avril Lavigne recently released a video for her song 'Hello Kitty' and the clip has not only been mocked for its musicality, but it's also been accused of being insensitive to Japanese culture. The pop star replied to the criticism in a tweet, but that hasn't stopped people from poking fun at the clip.
Modern grindcore titans Pig Destroyer got some serious exposure on the April 16 episode of Comedy Central's 'Workaholics.' The cult comedy show used Pig Destroyer's 'The Diplomat' as brutal background music while the 'Workaholics' trio annihilated a massive infestation of rats with ruthless aggression.
This video doesn't just deserve an A+, it deserves a diploma straight into the hands of its creator. Screw the rest of this dude's curriculum -- this wins college.
So, Starbucks is run by the devil after all… at least in Louisiana. The corporate coffee empire has issued an apology to a local schoolteacher after a Starbucks barista allegedly drizzled a pentagram and '666' on the top of two beverages.
Yes! We've just been gifted with a new episode of 'Cooking Hostile,' where a cartoon Philip Anselmo teaches you how to concoct delicious recipes while screaming at your face. Additionally, the third episode of 'Cooking Hostile' features animated appearances from Tool's Maynard James Keenan, Crowbar's Kirk Windstein, Meshuggah's Jens Kidman + more.