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Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Wedding Night Playlist

Chad Kroeger / Avril Lavigne
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Now that Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger and pop songstress Avril Lavigne are officially set to tie the knot, the Canadian lovebirds have an incredible amount of planning to do for their big day. With a seemingly endless amount of daunting tasks awaiting the bride and groom before they actually tie the knot, we've decided to give the two a bit of help to plan the wedding.

Of course, we won't be lending our services to pick out flower arrangements or dresses for Avril's bridesmaids; we'll be working on the most important part of the occasion — the wedding night. It would be irresponsible for us to allow the musical duo to bump uglies without a proper playlist to set the mood, so here it is, our official Chad Kroeger & Avril Lavigne Wedding Night Playlist:


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'Something in Your Mouth'

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Like any other married couple, there will be plenty of time for the boring bedroom stuff for years to come, but as newlyweds you gotta add a little excitement to the mix in the form of foreplay. That's why we suggest 'Something in Your Mouth' as the first track for your Wedding Night Playlist. Consisting of masterful lyrics such as, 'You're so much cooler when you never pull it out / 'Cuz you look so much cuter with something in your mouth,' this track is guaranteed get the evening off to nice head start.

 
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'Feelin' Way Too Damn Good'

Nickelback
 
 

Okay, Chad, you've made it through the first song and you're probably doing great so far, but it's essential that you don't over-exasperate yourself too quickly. If you're feeling like you may be giving Avril an 'early encore,' just refer to the lyrics you wrote for 'Feelin' Way Too Damn Good' -- 'Lookin' back each time they tried to tell me / Well something's gotta go wrong / 'Cuz I'm feelin' way too damn good.' Something doesn't have to go wrong, Chad! Just relax, pace yourself and try to make it until the next song on our playlist.

 
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'Bottoms Up'

Nickelback
 
 

This is it, Chad -- the moment you've been dreaming about for nearly four decades. Luckily for you, we've already anticipated this moment and added 'Bottoms Up' to your Wedding Night Playlist. Remember, confidence is key right now. You're a rock star, gosh darn it! Act like one! There's no time to look in the rearview mirror (well, maybe ... forget it) -- focus on the lyrics, 'This is what it's all about / No one can slow us down / We ain't gonna stop until they throw us all out.' Addaboy, Chad! The scary part is almost over, we promise.

 
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'I'd Come For You'

Nickelback
 
 

Alright, Chad, you may even be thinking that you've given Avril a wedding night far beyond what her former husband, Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley, was able to deliver, so now seems like the perfect moment for 'I'd Come for You.' That magical moment is approaching, and in the background, the lyrics, 'Yes, I'd come for you / No one but you / Yes, I'd come for you / But only if you told me to,' are busting out of your laptop speakers. It's finally over. And guess what? You did a stellar job. Now let's turn off the video camera and get some Purell on those hands, because you deserve a high five!

 
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'Losing Grip' / 'Keep Holding On' / 'My Happy Ending'

Avril Lavigne
 
 

Wait, what were we thinking?! Typical men … we haven't even considered Avril's music yet. The pop-punk princess deserves a few tracks on the couple's Wedding Night Playlist. Therefore, we've compiled a little medley of Avril Lavigne songs for the newly married duo to listen to while they "cuddle" after the act. To bring the night to its conclusion, we've added her singles 'Losing Grip,' 'Keep Holding On' and 'My Happy Ending' to the playlist. You're welcome Chad! Now that Avril has a few tracks on the playlist, you won't have to hear her complain about why you had "to go and make things so complicated."

 

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