Dad Soothes Crying Baby With Black Metal Band Satyricon – Best of YouTube

Baby keeping you up at night? Tinnitus induced from your little one crying? Suffer no longer! One parent has found the solution to stop his newborn from ceaseless fits of tears and screams.

Dying to know the answer? Black metal! Black metal!? Yes! Norway’s Satyricon have been proven to put an end to that insufferable crying and sooth your baby into a state of bliss. All you have to do is play the song ‘K.I.N.G.’ off their album ‘Now, Diabolical’ and your child will enter a state of complete relaxation. After analyzing the evidence, it can be concluded that ‘K.I.N.G.’ must stand for Keeping Infants Napping Gently.