This tattoo of Iron Maiden vocalist Bruce Dickinson is so lame that this person's skin is actually attempting to disperse and absorb the ink to avoid further ridicule. '2 Minutes to Midnight' isn't only a classic Maiden song, it's also approximately how long the artist spent drawing up this tattoo.

Some areas are as dark as can be, while others resemble a semi-cooked piece of toast. This poor soul either chose the wrong tattoo artist, or he's taken up inserting his arm into industrial sized sanders as a hobby.

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