Hair Metal Disaster – Worst Rock Tattoos

A picture is worth a thousand words, which is roughly how many band names this guy has on his back. This gem has been passed around on the internet for years, which makes it all the more embarrassing. The portrait of Randy Rhoads is equally horrible … and is that a Tuff logo?!

This internet legend decided to dub his back “The House of Hair.” We originally thought it said “The House of Pain,” which would be fitting because the embarrassment of looking like a denim vest has probably left him the victim of countless verbal beatings.