‘Piss’ Weak Pantera – Worst Rock Tattoos

Who the hell inked the faces of Pantera onto this person? Did Rex Brown just get punched in the side of the face a la the ‘Vulgar Display of Power’ album cover? Meanwhile, Phil Anselmo looks like a poor man’s Lex Luther instead of the heavy metal icon that he truly is.

Vinnie Paul is holding a near-empty bottle of booze. Much like our outlook on this tattoo, the bottle is certainly not half-full. Finally, we have the legendary Dimebag Darrell, whose trademark red beard looks more like dangling ballbag.