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Mother Reportedly Named Her Kids Metallica, Slayer + Pantera
Hopefully they all start a band together.
Police Break Up 'Exorcism' Inside a Home Depot
Two people were holding a ritual in the lumber aisle.
Apparently Baby Is Legally Named 'Korn' After Hospital Mistake
Sounds like the parents have some... issues... to sort out.
YouTuber Plays 'Crazy Train' on Homemade Spring Doorstop Keyboard
Anything can be an instrument.
Woman Thinks Nikki Sixx + Bret Michaels Are Fighting Over Her
She's appearing on 'Dr. Phil.'
Christian Restaurant Owner Goes Absolutely Psycho on Goth Girl
Guess he can't live and let live.
Conspiracy Theorists Mistake Guitar Pedal for Mind Control Device
This is what happens when memes are your news sources.
Dog Performing Choreographed Dance to Evanescence is Incredible
We're now obsessed with the dog sport of heelwork to music.