“Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.” This guy has acquired quite the collection of hair metal band names on his leg – Ratt, Motley Crue, Cinderella, Poison … he's ready to hit the Sunset Strip with a platinum blonde wig and 6-inch heels.

Fortunately, if this guy feels embarrassed after flaunting his ink, he can always claim to have drawn them on with a Bic pen and multicolored highlighters. Taking into consideration the amount of blotches within the almost unreadable band names on his calf, we'd be inclined to believe him.