What the hell kind of demented collage has been put onto this dude’s body? 

James Hetfield is totally logo-bombing the huge Metallica print on this guy’s back, while he rocks a sweet handlebar mustache along with a “who farted?” look on his face. Lars is looking happy as ever with his caveman forehead and stoned-out-of-his-mind grin, and Kirk Hammett is so embarrassed to be a part of this catastrophe that he’s literally eating his own face.

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