Let's imagine the conversation this person had with their tattoo artist.

"I'm thinkin' about getting a tattoo of Sid Vicious nailed to a cross wearing an anarchy towel against a swastika background. And don't skimp on the multicolored fire and blue sky scenery, money is no object."

In this inked abomination, the Sex Pistols bassist has the head of a potato with just as many facial features. His ridiculously long legs are suffering from extreme atrophy while his chest remains buff and manly. You've got to give the artist credit, though. At least they didn't forget the nipples.