Did Zakk Wylde's hair and nose call for a mutiny and seize control of his face?

We understand facial features can be tough to replicate (refer to every bad tattoo we've ever posted), so this "artist" chose to give Zakk the 'Cousin It' treatment just to be safe.

The guitarist's right hand also appears to be morphing into a manatee fin while Zakk's guitar looks like that one warped pool cue at the bar nobody wants to use.