Steel Panther's Satchel Demos the 'Pussy Melter' Pedal

Behold the majesty! Steel Panther guitarist Satchel recently dropped in on The Music Experience's Squiggy for the latest edition of Gear Factor, to offer a demonstration of his new (and somewhat controversial) Pussy Melter Pedal, which is now available to order for a limited time.

Satchel tells Squiggy. "It is actually super killer. It will melt any pussies. It's crazy. My cat was in the room when I was trying it out. Melted the cat. It was just a puddle of hair," explains the guitarist.

In the video above, Satchel takes viewers from a clean guitar tone and then cranks up the Pussy Melter. Want it a little dirtier? Up the distortion and watch Satchel go to work. Adjust the booty (that's the low end, obviously), or amp up the sizzle (that's the high end). And, as Satchel says, "If you want to kick it in, you've got your 'Gushing' setting."

The guitarist likens the pedal to having a "Marshall stack in a box" and concludes, "This is an investment in your future ... because like in ten years, these things are gonna be like, I don't know, a half a million dollars a piece. It's about the same size as a bar of gold, but at this point, it's probably worth more." Take that as you will!

Learn more about the Pussy Melter pedal and order yours before the Oct. 1 end date at this location and watch the chat in full above.

Be sure to catch Satchel employing his Pussy Melter on tour as Steel Panther return to the stage Sept. 7 in Pauma Valley, Calif. Check out all their upcoming dates here.

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