System of a Down remain one of the most unlikely bands to fill arenas in metal history, simply because of how weird and seemingly unpalatable they are. Despite all efforts to appeal to everyone but the mainstream, the entire world understood System’s greatness, with millions of fans seething for a new SOAD album the past 13 years.

In this Top 10 list, we count down our picks for System of a Down’s weirdest lyrics across their five studio albums, including Steal This Album! We couldn’t forget about the 2002 collection of songs, which features bizarre cuts like “I-E-A-I-A-I-O” and “Chic ’N’ Stu.” Extra points if you’ve ever listened to “Chic ’N’ Stu” while eating pizza pizza pie.

You’ll find a lot of stuff from System’s two 2005 albums, Mezmerize and Hypnotize. Who could forget the first time they heard, “My cock is much bigger than yours / My cock can walk right through the door,” from “Cigaro.” Also, why is Serj Tankian worried about your stepson eating the fish?

Don’t worry, we didn’t forget about System’s debut or Toxicity, but how exactly does one “fuck” their way to the garden? And does “Jet Pilot” talk about a horse pilot, a human pilot with horse eyes, or a caffeine-ridden human pilot with some sort of horse eyes accessory? Some things are better off a mystery.

Check out the Top 10 Weirdest System of a Down Lyrics in the Loud List above.

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