GWAR Reveal Full Lineup of Scumdogs for Upcoming ‘GWAR Eternal Tour’
Since the tragic passing of GWAR front-thing Oderus Urungus, the band has bravely marched on in their eternal war against humanity. Many thought of Oderus (Dave Brockie) as irreplaceable, with GWAR's demise surely to come once the band's overlord returned home to Scumdogia. However, GWAR will venture forth with a new official lineup for their GWAR Eternal Tour.
Alien veterans Balsac the Jaws of Death, JiZMak Da Gusha and Beefcake the Mighty will continue with GWAR, as will Pustulus Maximus, who joined GWAR in 2012 shortly after the untimely death of Flattus Maximus (Cory Smoot). Beyond the core GWAR members who reigned supreme during Oderus' tenure, longtime alien friends Bone Snapper and Sawborg Destructo will serve a higher purpose as vocalists during the GWAR Eternal Tour.
As for the brand-new members, Blóthar will retain his position as lead vocalist and occasional bassist while female scumdog Vulvatron will contribute vocals when not spraying blood from her mammoth breasts. Also, although Sleazy P. Martini has appeared with GWAR's new incarnation, he is not listed as a performer on GWAR's upcoming tour.
"Something is wrong, unspeakably wrong," begins BalSac the Jaws of Death. "It feels as if the very fabric of reality has been ripped from belly to taint. And it all centers around Oderus' disappearance. One moment, life is fantastic, as we celebrate the near sinking of Japan as a result of our recent journey across the Pacific; and the next, he is just gone. Suddenly the world is a dark, vile place with hordes of trolls biting at my hooves and daring to spit poison in my face. There is a great evil behind this, and I will not rest until I know what has become of my brother!"
As for Vulvatron, JiZMak Da Gusha explains, "Dames, they ain't nothin' but trouble."
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